Best Airlines Poems

Flight 888
Get ready to soar
Reserved seating
Specialized spiritual cuisine
Buckle up
Welcome Aboard
Sponsored by the Lord
Everlasting Recline
Rejoicing on the mind
Embraced blessing
No turbulence on this flight
Assurance guaranteed
Reaching new height
No delays
Nonstop
No changer nor layover
Direct flight
No more plight
Just praise full of delight.
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I dream I am flying,
Meeting those I've invented.
Some have taught me flight.
Others try to drag me down,
Here, in my mind's nightly war....

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It must be the Christmas holidays planes are grounded again
This time of year presents itself as Groundhog Day, not a question of it but when
The airlines have used every excuse as to why they can't fly
Why don't they come clean, we know the reason why
There...

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If all goes well
airlines will sell
seats by the pound
the less you weigh
the less you pay
to fly the world around
and yet
if a commercial Russian airliner jet
unfortunately
crashed into the sea
would there be
Aeroflotsam on the ocean
fragmented and floating free?

It's a riddle
inside a mystery
wrapped in an enema
from 1939 Soviet...

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