Best Abridge Poems

The vicar of Timbuktu*
Drank a bit more than a few
He pulled out his clock
And said to his flock,
"It looks like urine luck, too!"

*Tombouctou...

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Drenched of hell’s insanities 



Sending chills this tortured spine, 
as aches precede the worded fiction
Sorted truth does rest sublime 
beneath the light of benediction
Broken dreams...

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With humorous mind
Plucks spunky courage 
To write poop verses
Poems not abridge

To a complete gaffe
Loves stiff cockie pudding
A gentle soft soul
Nutty and charming


11/25/2019


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I, Thurgood Marshall, am here to represent
my race. I am here to represent these
thirteen parents and twenty children whose
rights have been so egregiously
violated. I don't...

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The Vice I Love


'Round three in the morning I wake
to see that it's time for my break.
I hardly can wait
to keep my sweet date-
I bounce...

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Loving you is a boon
You came in as a bliss
I offer my sweet kiss
Oh! my honey dew toon
My dark night's hopeful moon
My dream's cute little...

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Azalea of new
Bring the cornflower New
Evening Sun absorbed by the Glory of the snow
Calling upon the peach blossom slow
Ever the Lilacs are mixed fair
Dote on...

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Who would date a poet?
And have her name grow,
As a garden's eden history,
Have her lips comply with ink that smear'd,
Ears breed on a poultry of...

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The New Year    
   
Tradition gives us Auld Lang Syne
Pursuing resolutions that are benign
We seek to supercede the past
For the...

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As they redefine marriage, abridge,                    ...

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COMPUTERS

                      Frank Halliwell

Beware my...

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Admissible adage abridge archaic ability about
Audit acrid admission artistic artificial array
Arrive anyplace, anywhere ardent atmosphere attraction
Apprehend apiece apparent artless atomic appearance
Adorable awkward admittance align ad-infinitum...

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How lovely does one’s eyes, sparkle in light.

 How one’s touch, gentle, no silk could compare.

 How one’s love, everlasting, full life.

 How one’s beauty,...

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Life's standards, its conclude
how gospel vested interlude
drives promise to the wind,
my own extrude ~

As telling all the world
my love is true
and then to thy own...

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The wheels turn round and the window pane shines with the aesthetic light of the great divine. The street is filled with people too important...

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