Best Aarp Poems
Below are the all-time best Aarp poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of aarp poems written by PoetrySoup members
AarpAARP
Take me off your mailing list immediately.
How many times do you have to be told?
I don't like being constantly reminded that I'm officially old.
AARP -...
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Categories:
aarp, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
aarp, retirement,
Form:
Senryu
Happy 50th Birthday, SonHappy Birthday, Son!
on your 50th year.
Celebrate while you can
and be of good cheer.
Son, don't be alarmed
as the years seem to fly by.
just five more...
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Categories:
aarp, age, birthday, celebration,
Form:
Rhyme
Clerihews FiniPEE WEE HERMAN
Thought cops wouldn’t determine,
he put himself in that popcorn box.
Maybe he should have used his socks.
HOWARD HUGHES
A world famous recluse.
Millions for planes, women...
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Categories:
aarp, funny, life, people,
Form:
Clerihew
The Hen HouseCooped within ancient bodies, this inhabitant
dwells amongst an elder net
of crabby, crotchety, curmudgeonly claque
of old folks, only a portion of population I...
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Categories:
aarp, care, class, environment, farewell,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Over the Age of Fifty This One Is For YouThose damn old people with their applesauce, and need for retirement
I giggle at the sizes adult diapers come in,
They haven't worked hard enough for me...
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Categories:
aarp, funny, political, giggle,
Form:
Burlesque
I Have Come of AgeI'VE COME OF AGE
July 22nd 1947 to July 22nd 2012
I have come of age today
sixty-five years old,
I am of the age for Social Security,
or...
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Categories:
aarp, introspection, life, thank you,
Form:
Free verse
Alien Aims
Once an alien with eyes like LASER
Greeted me with a green TASER
He told me he was registered as a WASP
And after retirement would join...
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Categories:
aarp, dream, fun, word play,
Form:
Couplet
No Reason To ComplainYikes, aside from mental
health re: psychotherapy,
which haint the worse
cyst phase of being
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Categories:
aarp, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Happy FiftiethCongratulations! You've now lived
a full half-century.
I'll bet you're asking, "What's in store?
What changes will I see?"
As one well past her fiftieth,
I know a thing or...
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Categories:
aarp, age,
Form:
Verse
Morning JoeThis morning Joe got up to get ready for bed,
Wife poured his coffee and toast over his head
He put on his pajamas with a favorite...
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Categories:
aarp, nonsense, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Turning 50To my lovely wife (who has a great sense of humor)
Turning 50
You may think is nifty
But truth be told
It means you’re quite old
You may have...
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Categories:
aarp, age, birthday, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
On Turning Fifty ContestON TURNING FIFTY
As my cousin turned fifty there was talk of AARP.
Two years behind Danny, I ask the million dollar question:
“What is AARP?” – “Oh...
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Categories:
aarp, age, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Caveat ScriptorIt's not a prerequisite, of course, but if a piece of writing is any good, chances are it's probably offensive to someone. (Paraphrasing John Irving-A...
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Categories:
aarp, humor, writing,
Form:
Light Verse
LongevityAnother sweet note from the A.A.R.P.
Seems those folks want to insure me
I’m worth only the most limited liability
But eligible for their lowest monthly fee
They say...
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Categories:
aarp, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse