Best Aarp Poems

AARP
Take me off your mailing list immediately.
How many times do you have to be told?
I don't like being constantly reminded that I'm officially old.

AARP - American Association of Retired Persons...

Continue reading...

the joy 
                             of retirement
            ...

Continue reading...

Another sweet note from the A.A.R.P.
Seems those folks want to insure me
I’m worth only the most limited liability
But eligible for their lowest monthly fee
They say there is a lifetime guarantee
I wouldn’t be around to check and see
If they had looked up my family tree
They’d know...

Continue reading...