His smelled of semi-soft cheese
with a low moldy blue undertone
I had no tolerance for his smell
for compared to gym socks,
ammonia,
or barnyards,
it was pure Eau de Toilet !
After a game of indoor soccer
he'd break wind
while holding up one leg.
He smelled of rotten egg
formaldehyde,
and sour pickles,
from New Orleans....
While they chased after him
with bottles of perfume
He'd do the armpit fart
then run away.
Leaving behind,
a skunky smell of Cannabis.
Categories:
barnyards, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Darling diva cow puts on airs, said Ruth Could.
Weird for her usual smell is nicotine putrid.
No one can stand the stench of her pores or her coat.
Barnyards smelled better with cows, pigs and one goat.
Is that her? I asked pointing to a cow with legs.
She was kicking one up, practically showing us eggs.
Yes, and she thinks she’s all that, but her smell is horrid.
I could not get any closer, nicotine came out of her forehead.
Categories:
barnyards, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
Give them a lively happiness
Their exuberance such sassiness!
Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
They show their spark in barnyards now
They prance and cavort, truly know how!
Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
Amid imaginative fantasy
These happy animals will be
Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
They make me chuckle laugh, tee hee.
Rough goats so happy and carefree!
Categories:
barnyards, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Let me pen my words with lyrics flowing
My words are better than vineyards growing
More tasty than your favorite meal
My words are as oil poured out…silky and surreal
My divine father sculpture me
Am inspired through Solomon songs lyrically
I am exalted and glad with thee
For thy blessings and your gift to me
Sit back, my fellow poets, my buddies and all humanity
Let wonderful poetry dictate the way you feel
Listen to inspiring words with a delicious flavor
My style is unique and like no other
I am the keeper of chateau de Poetry
Charming words your soul loveth….read!
Feeding your conscious and subconscious everyday
Maketh your soul and spirit cast ponder away
Beautiful words flock your airy barnyards
A rich over flow… lyrically be glad!
O yeah! Am inspired by songs of Solomon
Shepherding my word’s serenading songs
King Solomon said, "Bring me a sword”
And I say “let my poetry be heard all over this world”
For I am poetically anointed by God!
©Copyright May 2012 by Brian Pierre-Alexander
© All Rights Reserved
Categories:
barnyards, adventure, inspirational, music, poetry,
Form: Lyric