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True Vine Baptist Church
It was a good day, a Sunday going to church day. The sun was a brilliant glow. The weather was agreeable, a welcoming change from the brutally brisk weather we been having. True Vine Baptist Church looked magnificent under the strength of the...

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Categories: baptist church, dedication,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Ballad of the Happy Valley Baptist Church
Accordin' to my totally unbiased and very detailed research, Jerimiah Flood pastored the Happy Valley Baptist Church. From the pulpit he flailed his arms as if fightin' a hive of bees, Elicitin' "Hallelujahs" and bringin' sinners fallin' to their knees! His boomin' voice disturbed the peace of those who chose to sleep. Interminable two-hour sermons were tolerated by his...

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Categories: baptist church, humorous, religion,
Form: Rhyme



Westboro Baptist Church Member At a Funeral
Westboro Baptist Church Member At A Funeral By Elton Camp A sign he held and tee shirt wore Same as he went to funerals before Mourners gathered around the grave To him, some outraged looks gave While they were dressed all in black He had “God Hates You” front & back The poster he lifted these words did tell In large, red print...

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Categories: baptist church, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Westboro Baptist Church Honored
Westboro Baptist Church Honored By Elton Camp National Unity Today Society awarded a prize For the greatest service in refuting public lies “Westboro Baptist has pulled the veil away, The cause of all mankind’s ills to betray.” Or so that worthy Society has decreed As it issued a trophy & wished godspeed Engraved on it, “So Will It Now Endure” Meaning picketing...

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Categories: baptist church, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Westboro Baptist Church Pickets Pine Trees
Westboro Baptist Church Pickets Pine Trees By Elton Camp The reverend and flock are at it again Pine trees they condemn for gross sin All that yellow pollen got their attention Its horrid perversion they had to mention Pine trees have parts, both male and female A fact that makes the righteous turn pale “Little cones, the male pollen make. Woody cone are female--a...

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Categories: baptist church, satire, tree, tree,
Form: Rhyme



Westboro Baptist Church To Picket At Sandy Hook
Westboro Baptist Church to Picket at Sandy Hook By Elton Camp “Westboro will picket Sandy Hook Elementary School to sing praise to God for the glory of his work in executing his judgment,” Shirley Phelps-Roper tweeted on Dec. 15. Westboro Baptist Church is at it again Praising their god for punishing sin “God is love” the Bible does say But they...

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Categories: baptist church, hate, religion, god, bible,
Form: Rhyme
Westboro Baptist Church Praises God For Hurricane Sandy
Westboro Baptist Church Praises God for Hurricane Sandy By Elton Camp For dozens killed and damage of 55 billion Westboro Church says, “God, thanks a million.” “Thank God for righteous judgment,” one said This was the daughter of the congregation head So God sent the whirlwind on hapless Delaware Because they legalized same-sex marriage there And poor Connecticut is a state that’s guilty...

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Categories: baptist church, religion, god, god,
Form: Rhyme
Tornado Strikes Westboro Baptist Church
Tornado Strikes Westboro Baptist Church By Elton Camp The weather report look especially dire The good reverend kept preaching fire The congregation took in every word “God destroyed Joplin,” they heard “So, 125 people deserved what they got Now they’re screaming in a place so hot. “To put a stop to fags they didn’t try, So God decided that they should die.” The tornado alarm...

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Categories: baptist church, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Westboro Baptist Church Upheld
Westboro Baptist Church Upheld By Elton Camp The Supreme Court says they have the right To demonstrate, to yell, to spew hate and spite True Christians are identified by showing love Something this church seems to be devoid of Even those who view homosexuality as a wrong Are tired of Westboro Baptist Church’s old song Because after almost any type of natural...

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Categories: baptist church, religion
Form: Rhyme
The Westboro Baptist Church
The Westboro Baptist Church By Elton Camp (A note of explanation: This is written of a church that makes a practice of picketing funerals of soldiers and gay people. It is meant as a rebuke to the group (especially to its “pastor”) and as a call for basic human decency when one opposes practices held...

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Categories: baptist church, religionmay,
Form: Rhyme
A Living Legacy: the Berean Baptist Church 157th Anniversary
the land was valued at $240, where they built "the little church on the hill" established by a group of abolitionists and free blacks for they knew that was God's will they named it Berean Baptist and its congregation was integrated but after only a short time the membership separated the church continued to prosper for the members were...

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Categories: baptist church, anniversary, black african american,
Form: Ode

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