Some people I know suffer
From anencephalous
Loosely translated means
Lacking in the grey matter upstairs
Still love 'em though
Not everyone can be such a charmer
Like yours truly
There would be no one left to cheer
To marvel at this super human
I acknowledge and accept the privelege
Of being one of those super humans
I trust that I will remain
This humble, charming and gorgeous person
That so many of you have come to know and love
As I grace you with my presence
Each and every day
In the hope that I can measure up
To this great honour you have bestowed on me
The word on the street
Is that I'm a wee bit egotistical
But if you were as handsome, witty, and charming
As I so obviously am
You'll understand the quandry that I am in
I just want to continue being loved
And cherished as a special person
In each of your lives
I thank you and bless each and every one of you!
LOL I'm sorry
© Jack Ellison 2014
Categories:
anencephalous, humorous,
Form: Narrative