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My Humble Acceptance Speech

Some people I know suffer From anencephalous Loosely translated means Lacking in the grey matter upstairs Still love 'em though Not everyone can be such a charmer Like yours truly There would be no one left to cheer To marvel at this super human I acknowledge and accept the privelege Of being one of those super humans I trust that I will remain This humble, charming and gorgeous person That so many of you have come to know and love As I grace you with my presence Each and every day In the hope that I can measure up To this great honour you have bestowed on me The word on the street Is that I'm a wee bit egotistical But if you were as handsome, witty, and charming As I so obviously am You'll understand the quandry that I am in I just want to continue being loved And cherished as a special person In each of your lives I thank you and bless each and every one of you! LOL I'm sorry © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 9/10/2014 11:08:00 AM
Wow Jack u n ur poetry both r amazing really! Great humour !
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/10/2014 2:04:00 PM
Glad you like my zany humour!!! Loving hugs, Jack XOX
Date: 9/10/2014 11:01:00 AM
AH HA! I found who Dragon patterns his life after. Yep! Two peas in a pod! Do you keep getting in troube, too? I think Dragon's lost the few brain cells he's got... by hitting one too many trees. And as always... He can't see the forest for the trees! I have to keep sending Grandpa Troll in there to get him out before the forest is gone... Between you and me... Dragon's acceptance speech he's planning... Is not so humble!... That's Dragon!... Are you a Dragon? I think you are a Dragon!... LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/10/2014 2:03:00 PM
YUP! That's us, Dragon and little ole me! Trouble is my middle name!!! LOL XOXOX
Date: 9/10/2014 9:27:00 AM
So funny and humorous write as always, Jack
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/10/2014 2:02:00 PM
Laughter is the best medicine... but I don't need to tell you that! You're a doctor! LOL Cheers!
Date: 9/10/2014 8:54:00 AM
Were reading my mind when I was explaining something to a new supervisor at work..... Great read....cheers
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/10/2014 2:01:00 PM
So you're afflicted TOO! How do you cope??? LOL
Date: 9/10/2014 8:28:00 AM
You should be sorry! Im laughing...you are so funny. Nothing like a bit of self confidence haha....Glad to visit you , its been awhile. BG
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/10/2014 2:00:00 PM
Hello Barbara!Think I got carried away, don't you? LOL Thanks for the visit... loving hugs, Jack XOX
Date: 9/10/2014 8:03:00 AM
Oh lord its hard to be humble when your perfect in every way - i cant bear to look int the mirror - i get better looking each day - did you write those lyrics Jack LOl great write my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2014 2:46:00 PM
just posted poem 'the perfect girl' lol hugs jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/10/2014 1:58:00 PM
EVERY DAY?????? Woohoo! Send me an update pic! LOL Loving hugs, Brother Jack XOXOX

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