In confession today
What will I say
In confession today?
That I didn’t pray –
How long will you stay
In confession today?
What will I say
In confession today?
That I left my rosary beads at home
To benediction I didn’t come –
Ah curse you!
How long will you stay
In confession today?
What will I say
In confession today?
I forgot my Hail Mary-
I don’t like him – he’s scary!
How long will you stay
In confession today?
What will I say
In confession today?
I didn’t take off my hat-
Well fancy that!
I think this amadan
Will stay all day in confession today
What will I say
In confession today?
Perhaps the question is –
Will I have my confession today?
That eejit is still yapping on-
Going – going – gone!
He’s been there
For ten minutes at least
Just prattling to the priest
I think there’ll be
No confession today-
This chatterbox
Has booked his seat
In the confession box
At last he’s coming out-
What’s this all about?
He’s still blathering!
Will he ever give over?
At last I can go in
And get penance for my sin
But that cretin
Has made me forget
What I should say
In confession today
4.1.15
Categories:
amadan, angel, emotions, god, irony,
Form: Verse
R amadan is a month of fasting,
A nd a month of kindness ever lasting.
M om always wakes me at 4,
A nd knockes at my bedroom door
D ad is always asleep
A nd we eat food for our bellies to keep
N shalla you join me
K us you would be
A muslim like me
R amadan makes us happier indeed
E veryone enjoys ramadan
E njoy it till the month is gone
M uslims join me...
T ell everyone ramadan kareem
O h and also fast please
U and i together please... THANKYOU...
Categories:
amadan,
Form: I do not know?