Sneeze, I am allergist to stupid
You come to me unproven
And yet you ahh-choo
And you laugh and boo-whoo
Whom am you, and what am I
And why do your goose bumps swell and rise
I am allergist to chitter-chatter
And why does it even matter
I come and sneeze
Must be the wind, the grasses the trees
So when I sneeze
Must be allergic to ever living matter
What does it matter?
When I’m asleep in my bed
There’s a voice in my head sneeze…
And it says …
Ahh choo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
Written for class assignment (WIPS) North Omaha Writers Group (NOW)
Ophthalmologist
Checked eyes
Have styes
Proctologist
Drop drawers
Up yours
Plastic Surgeon
Replace
Plain face
Gastroenterologist
Pass gas
No class
Dermatologist
All sorts
Of warts
Audiologist
Can't hear
Bad ear
Dentist
No Floss
Gross dross
Psychiatrist
Your bean
Not keen
Podiatrist
Big toe
Must go
ENT Specialist
Ope' maw
Say ahhh
Allergist
Please sneeze
Don't wheeze
Cardiologist
Poor bloke
Had stroke
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Entry for Judy Konos' "Your Footle Poem" Contest