Quite a Handful
...I bought loads of fruit with my chums
But I was all fingers and thumbs
I went all shades of red
When I dropped some and said
Hey lady, would you grab my plums?...
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Categories:
all fingers and thumbs, fruit, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Just Another Cliche
...Only time will tell the outcome of this rhyme,
Whether it will succeed in the nick of time.
So better safe than sorry, as they say,
A good beginning makes a good ending, I pray.
I’ll write a l...
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Categories:
all fingers and thumbs, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Beads Balls and Bangles
...Well some they say though straight or gay
Get fun from innuendo
While others wait ‘til dark
To get their kicks outside your window
Some do the deed without a sound
Some labour in the dark
Whi...
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Categories:
all fingers and thumbs, blue,
Form: Rhyme
Of Course It's Horses
...Have you seen dudes feed their dates on straw or hay?
I have! I have been through the States of usa!
A society watched aghast at the Kentucky Derby
As the jockey got half-mast and Ken snuck into B...
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Categories:
all fingers and thumbs, horse,
Form: I do not know?