Little Bit of Yorkshire
...Ey-up uncle Ken,
I bet tha goin, bookies Agen!
I'll go with thee,
If it's or rate.
I go that way,
To see mi mate.
Wats tha backin, in two thirty?
Mi gran ses put a Bob,
On flirtin girty.
Gon...
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Categories:
agen, childhood, fun, funny,
Form: Rhyme
My Chair
...One day I made myself a chair
That could take me anywhere.
I sat on it this morning
and went to yesterday
Time, you see, can be bent,
Off I went,on my chair I leant*
I ended up freezing at my g...
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Categories:
agen, fun,
Form: Rhyme
To Us
...Run run run frm ya demons run run run its duck season
Run run run frm da wizard run run run frm da blizzard
Da lizard king skin ripper
Run frm ya visions
Run run run frm division
Redrum refl...
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Categories:
agen, rap,
Form: Rhyme
Name My Sayings - What's In a Name
...A list of names this contest needs
But what to pick to serve this deed?
I'll use the census - names top ten
And express my wisdom - pseudo zen
Surprised by sudden traffic jam
Essential ...
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Categories:
agen, funny, humor, humorous, word
Form: Verse
Adventures of Robin Hood and His Merry Men
...Adventures of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
No1.
Robin’s Thick Member
We wuz out huntin that day
Ah remembers as plain as can be
When a ansome buck came us way
Fust to sho...
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Categories:
agen, adventure, animal, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Hillside Chat Wid Vera Grey
...Suh yuh gaan, walk gud ... up the hill again
Nuh worry bout wah get leff pon line
The likkle bway will bring dem out of de rain
An de rest of wi will just be fine, fine
Yuh hear. Dat hill slope a...
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Categories:
agen, death, dedication, angel, angel,
Form: Verse
Barfday Present. (Replace F With D - Optional)
...6 December 2006 03:20
Barfday present. (replace f with d - optional)
Tis possible, to find, a decent proof of any reason,
And follow the road of ones own thoughts, to all, and every,
Conclus...
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Categories:
agen, adventure, pain, trust,
Form: Free verse