Ey-up uncle Ken,
I bet tha goin, bookies Agen!
I'll go with thee,
If it's or rate.
I go that way,
To see mi mate.
Wats tha backin, in two thirty?
Mi gran ses put a Bob,
On flirtin girty.
Gonna play Togger on park,
Then go woods,
Before it's dark.
Get sum cheggies for afta tea,
If tha calls in Lata
Will save sum for thee.
See thee lata,
Hope tha win
Will no if tha has,
Thal av a big grin.
Categories:
agen, childhood, fun, funny,
Form: Rhyme
One day I made myself a chair
That could take me anywhere.
I sat on it this morning
and went to yesterday
Time, you see, can be bent,
Off I went,on my chair I leant*
I ended up freezing at my goal,
The chair had taken me to the North Pole.
I stood up and walked around for a bit,
To try to make some sense of it.
A Polar Bear came from it's lair,
Looking for something to eat.
Oh No, I cried and jumped back in my seat.
Then, before I knew where I was,
The chair had took me to the Land of OZ.
The cowardly Lion and Tin Man were there,
Dorothy, Toto and Scarecrow without a care,
A couple of clicks and I was off agen*.
I landed in Kansas and met Aunty Em.
'twas but a dream for Dottie, I know,
The chair decided , it was time to go,
And hustled me off again for another flight,
It was back home, where I did alight.
I opened my eyes,'twas but a dream in the night.
*my new words??
© Dave Timperley 16/09/2018
Categories:
agen, fun,
Form: Rhyme
A list of names this contest needs
But what to pick to serve this deed?
I'll use the census - names top ten
And express my wisdom - pseudo zen
Surprised by sudden traffic jam
Essential for your brakes to slam
Shake up nitro just a taj
Oh no earned my Darwin badge
When let down by dear heartthrob
'erts a lot, so have a sob
Reported UFO not cosmic
Ha! Elastic frisbee con trick
Punctuation, spelling, grammar
Your language wood and nails and hammer
I know what's best - I break your will
I am your boss - now take your pill
Beware of other's dark agenda
Video the truth offender
Here's a scheme to make you rich
'ard resist my conman's pitch
When drinking up a mug of char
Less is more and near is far
A flute, two drums and three banjos
Ephemeral - pluck, bang and blow
My names are split, word sin definitive
Yet just as sound as split infinitive
My English slang and lingua pidgin
Yet sage enough for fake religion!
Entry for "what's in a name" contest
Uses top ten names from US census: James, John, Robert, Michael, Mary, William, David, Richard, Charles, Joseph
Categories:
agen, funny, humor, humorous, word
Form: Verse