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Absorbant Poems - Poems about Absorbant


Premium Member Mildred’s Lodger - Mildly Bawdy
...My lustful neighbour, Mildred, took a lodger An old guy with one God-almighty todger But the bulge he had down there Was absorbant underwear Can anybody house a homeless codger......

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Categories: absorbant, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Pied Piperess
...As Medusa walks in, shuts the door, caresses precision hand down the mahogany- and shows one what for. Senses in starbursts-cloudburst flavor crystals accenting- your bloom of predicate corpu......

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Categories: absorbant, beautiful,
Form: Rhyme




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