Zimbabwe and the African

I was born in the beautiful country called Zimbabwe, Now it is devastated by the tyrant Robert Mugabe. It was once a land full of milk and honey, No this poem is not going to turn out funny. But once this African came into power, The whole country turned sour. Don’t get me wrong not all Africans are bad, I turned out well, Well besides the underarm smell, what the hell. I remember when everything looked new, we were happy souls, Now we have ten trillion dollar bills and the roads are full of pot holes. Yes this is the country you need two wheel barrows full of money to but bread, There's no welfare so you got to beg borrow and steal or you dead. We had beautiful scenery, like Matopos (the balancing rocks) and Victoria Falls, But this African destroyed it all. We used to call the Falls the “Rain that thunders,” Now I think it should be called “The nation’s tears caused by one man’s blunders.” I now live in the UK where my father was born and where I will be But as the saying goes “You can take the monkey out of the tree, but not the tree out of the monkey.” I miss my country the lovely Zimbabwe And so sorry one African can mess it up, the African Robert Mugabe. *Africans' attitude Contest*