Zelle or Venmo - the Singing Version
(to the tune of “Love and Marriage”)
Zelle or Venmo, Zelle or Venmo
Modern methods to let all your cash flow.
I can tell you, honey -
This is how the young send money.
Zelle or Venmo, Zelle or Venmo
Where did former ways to send your dough go?
Ask an older person
And understanding this will worsen.
Try, try, try to then explain it;
It isn’t easy.
Try, try, try, but they’ll complain; it
Just makes them queasy.
Zelle or Venmo, Zelle or Venmo
Taking finance to a place they don’t know.
Youth may find it funny
When seniors try to still get by
With checks or Visa for their money.
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