Yup, I'M An Addict

Yup! I'm a caffeine addict!
I'm admitting it here and now
Coffee's got a hold on me
I'd kick it but don't know how

First thing every morning
Must have that heavenly brew
Trying to keep it to just one cup
But it's stretching into two

I tremble, stutter and stammer
As I take another sip
Only makes the whole thing worse
And my needle starts to skip

Joined “Java Drinkers Anonymous”
But that really didn't help
All the members were addicts too
They got me started on kelp

Now I'm smokin' dried up seaweed
Just can't seem to get it right
Please help me if you know a way
To assist me with my plight!

© Jack Ellison 2012
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Breidenthal Avatar
March 23, 2018 at 10:13 PM
Joined “Java Drinkers Anonymous” - LOL So so funny. Smoking seaweed - that's a new one! Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
March 24, 2018 at 6:56 AM
Never did try it... still on the caffeine trip! No hope now!!! Love, Happier Jack XOXOX
Johnson Avatar
October 8, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Just give in and let it go. Take deep breaths with your cup of Joe. Or take a walk and try to relax. It's got us good and that's the facts.
Ellison Avatar
October 8, 2012 at 7:37 PM
Your comments are always so poetic my friend! LOL Love 'em... keep 'em coming! Cheers, Jack
Deeks Avatar
October 8, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Yup im addicted too, im terrible and useless without it...Joined “Java Drinkers Anonymous” Me too and you know what its grand :D this really made me smile and i love the way your words just trip off the tongue....karen tyvm
Ellison Avatar
October 8, 2012 at 7:34 PM
Those are very sweet words my dear Karen... thanks a bunch! Love and happy thoughts, Jack
Ellis Avatar
October 7, 2012 at 3:25 AM
Oh Geeze me too...decafeinated is for sissys they are in the process of building a coffee shop on our street corner..bring it on !
Ellison Avatar
October 7, 2012 at 6:17 AM
"decafeinated is for sissys" LOL Right on! WOW wish we had a coffee shop on our corner... we have to drive 6 miles! Hugs, your addicted buddy, Jack xox
Babcock Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 10:17 PM
Sorry I can't help for I cannot be without my coffee. My one addiction that keeps me going like the energizer battery. Cute poem. love phyl
Ellison Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 10:21 PM
So many, many of us "suffer" from this addiction... well not exactly suffer! LOL Big hugs, Jack
Nutter Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 8:41 PM
Wish I could help, but I have been addicted to the caffeine devil for many, many years.
Ellison Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 9:34 PM
Oh well, guess I could be addicted to something much worse! Have a great Sunday... cheers, Jack
Spase Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 6:57 PM
You are certainly funny and creative, and it is a joy reading your poems. You show a lot of personality.
Ellison Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 9:33 PM
You are sweet Jennifer... thanks oodles for your kind comments! Love and hugs, Jack
Goff Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Good one Jack! Me too! Gent who delivers my restaurants ground to order coffee each week always leaves me a fresh #....soup mail me your address & I'll send you a pound! Jimbo
Ellison Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 8:58 PM
Hey thanks big time Jimbo... very kind of you! Us addicts must stick together eh! LOL Check Soup Mail for my info... thanks again my friend!!!
Eastman Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 11:00 AM
So that's why you're such a prolific writer... You just can't stop...Now we know its the caffeine in your blood. LOL
Ellison Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 11:05 AM
YUP! Without caffeine, I'd be mute! LOL Love ya... hugs, Jack xox
Grisetti Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Sorry I cannot help - I don't drink coffee. My husband swears it cures his migraines, though.
Ellison Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 10:28 AM
It cures whatever ails you, Joann! LOL Love and huge hugs, Jack
Cheesman Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 7:33 AM
Im not a coffee drinker, but love the poem. Your poems are a little addictive too...plenty of giggles had reading your poems Jack - Shaz
Ellison Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 7:34 AM
Can I be your friend, Shaz? You always say such nice things! LOL Love ya!
Sivey Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 7:01 AM
Try decaf, ha ha! This is a wonderful write my friend! I really enjoyed the humor of this precious poem! This was a lot of fun to read this morning, I was fully engaged into this write! Thank you for sharing this enamorous(not a real word) write! What a delightful piece, Great Work!!
Ellison Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 7:04 AM
Thank you once again, Russell, for your great words of encouragement! Will try decaf! LOL
Palmer Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 6:52 AM
got my cup in my hand looking down at my coffee,lol,going to check out the medical benefits,taste tooooo good to be bad,great write Jack
Ellison Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 6:57 AM
Too good to be bad! You got it... LOL Thanks Richard
Carrillo Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 6:09 AM
Jack; I like this poem and I wish that I could help you, but like you - I'm an Addict too. Every morning I do just as you do. Thanks for sharing. Lucy
Ellison Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 6:22 AM
Yup! Every morning I walk into the kitchen like a zombie and make that first cup! LOL Love and big hugs, Jack
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