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Yup, I'M An Addict

Yup! I'm a caffeine addict! I'm admitting it here and now Coffee's got a hold on me I'd kick it but don't know how First thing every morning Must have that heavenly brew Trying to keep it to just one cup But it's stretching into two I tremble, stutter and stammer As I take another sip Only makes the whole thing worse And my needle starts to skip Joined “Java Drinkers Anonymous” But that really didn't help All the members were addicts too They got me started on kelp Now I'm smokin' dried up seaweed Just can't seem to get it right Please help me if you know a way To assist me with my plight! © Jack Ellison 2012

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 3/23/2018 10:13:00 PM

Joined “Java Drinkers Anonymous” - LOL So so funny. Smoking seaweed - that's a new one! Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/24/2018 6:56:00 AM

Never did try it... still on the caffeine trip! No hope now!!! Love, Happier Jack XOXOX

Robert Johnson

Date: 10/8/2012 3:25:00 PM

Just give in and let it go. Take deep breaths with your cup of Joe. Or take a walk and try to relax. It's got us good and that's the facts.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/8/2012 7:37:00 PM

Your comments are always so poetic my friend! LOL Love 'em... keep 'em coming! Cheers, Jack

Karen Deeks

Date: 10/8/2012 3:00:00 PM

Yup im addicted too, im terrible and useless without it...Joined “Java Drinkers Anonymous” Me too and you know what its grand :D this really made me smile and i love the way your words just trip off the tongue....karen tyvm

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/8/2012 7:34:00 PM

Those are very sweet words my dear Karen... thanks a bunch! Love and happy thoughts, Jack

Patricia Ellis

Date: 10/7/2012 3:25:00 AM

Oh Geeze me too...decafeinated is for sissys they are in the process of building a coffee shop on our street corner..bring it on !

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/7/2012 6:17:00 AM

"decafeinated is for sissys" LOL Right on! WOW wish we had a coffee shop on our corner... we have to drive 6 miles! Hugs, your addicted buddy, Jack xox

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 10/6/2012 10:17:00 PM

Sorry I can't help for I cannot be without my coffee. My one addiction that keeps me going like the energizer battery. Cute poem. love phyl

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/6/2012 10:21:00 PM

So many, many of us "suffer" from this addiction... well not exactly suffer! LOL Big hugs, Jack

Anthony Nutter

Date: 10/6/2012 8:41:00 PM

Wish I could help, but I have been addicted to the caffeine devil for many, many years.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/6/2012 9:34:00 PM

Oh well, guess I could be addicted to something much worse! Have a great Sunday... cheers, Jack

Jennifer Spase

Date: 10/6/2012 6:57:00 PM

You are certainly funny and creative, and it is a joy reading your poems. You show a lot of personality.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/6/2012 9:33:00 PM

You are sweet Jennifer... thanks oodles for your kind comments! Love and hugs, Jack

James Marshall Goff

Date: 10/6/2012 4:37:00 PM

Good one Jack! Me too! Gent who delivers my restaurants ground to order coffee each week always leaves me a fresh #....soup mail me your address & I'll send you a pound! Jimbo

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/6/2012 8:58:00 PM

Hey thanks big time Jimbo... very kind of you! Us addicts must stick together eh! LOL Check Soup Mail for my info... thanks again my friend!!!

Carol Eastman

Date: 10/6/2012 11:00:00 AM

So that's why you're such a prolific writer... You just can't stop...Now we know its the caffeine in your blood. LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/6/2012 11:05:00 AM

YUP! Without caffeine, I'd be mute! LOL Love ya... hugs, Jack xox

Joann Grisetti

Date: 10/6/2012 9:59:00 AM

Sorry I cannot help - I don't drink coffee. My husband swears it cures his migraines, though.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/6/2012 10:28:00 AM

It cures whatever ails you, Joann! LOL Love and huge hugs, Jack

Shaz Cheesman

Date: 10/6/2012 7:33:00 AM

Im not a coffee drinker, but love the poem. Your poems are a little addictive too...plenty of giggles had reading your poems Jack - Shaz

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/6/2012 7:34:00 AM

Can I be your friend, Shaz? You always say such nice things! LOL Love ya!

Russell Sivey

Date: 10/6/2012 7:01:00 AM

Try decaf, ha ha! This is a wonderful write my friend! I really enjoyed the humor of this precious poem! This was a lot of fun to read this morning, I was fully engaged into this write! Thank you for sharing this enamorous(not a real word) write! What a delightful piece, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/6/2012 7:04:00 AM

Thank you once again, Russell, for your great words of encouragement! Will try decaf! LOL

Richard Palmer

Date: 10/6/2012 6:52:00 AM

got my cup in my hand looking down at my coffee,lol,going to check out the medical benefits,taste tooooo good to be bad,great write Jack

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/6/2012 6:57:00 AM

Too good to be bad! You got it... LOL Thanks Richard

Lucilla Carrillo

Date: 10/6/2012 6:09:00 AM

Jack; I like this poem and I wish that I could help you, but like you - I'm an Addict too. Every morning I do just as you do. Thanks for sharing. Lucy

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/6/2012 6:22:00 AM

Yup! Every morning I walk into the kitchen like a zombie and make that first cup! LOL Love and big hugs, Jack