Yours Truly In a Tutu
Ever seen yours truly in a tutu?
It is not an inspiring sight
My thundering, blundering torso
Can give most ladies a fright!
Methinks I'm just so appealing
Can't see why the ladies recoil
Surely I'm God's gift to women
But can cause ladies undies to soil
I've got a genuine happy heart
Too bad I look like a blimp
It's hard to stop from staring at me
Body hair resembles a chimp!
People refuse to tell me why
The girls all giggle and choke
When I prance around in my tutu
I'm a downright charming bloke!
Ever seen yours truly in a tutu?
An unforgettable sight if you had
My huge abundance of body mass
Jiggling up and down like mad!
© Jack Ellison 2014
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