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Yours Truly In a Tutu

Ever seen yours truly in a tutu? It is not an inspiring sight My thundering, blundering torso Can give most ladies a fright! Methinks I'm just so appealing Can't see why the ladies recoil Surely I'm God's gift to women But can cause ladies undies to soil I've got a genuine happy heart Too bad I look like a blimp It's hard to stop from staring at me Body hair resembles a chimp! People refuse to tell me why The girls all giggle and choke When I prance around in my tutu I'm a downright charming bloke! Ever seen yours truly in a tutu? An unforgettable sight if you had My huge abundance of body mass Jiggling up and down like mad! © Jack Ellison 2014

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Carol Eastman

Date: 8/26/2014 9:48:00 AM

Dragon put himself & penguins in a Tutu. That was so cute!They did a ballet but couldn't jump. It was still Great. Dragon quickly left as the news started calling him MS. Dragon. Should've seen his face! So he tried to switch his tutu to tights. They didn't fit so well, and he kept tripping, so he put on his jumper and fancy warm up socks. He then helped the penguins fly and slide. They made a great Dragon, Penguin Lake outta Swan Lake! Had a great run at the Zoo! But the swans were miffed.. LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/26/2014 8:05:00 PM

It's very important to make sure your tutu fits well! Mine was borrowed and it was so tight, I couldn't breathe! But still, I was quite ravishing if I do say so myself! XOXOX

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 8/26/2014 8:57:00 AM

U hv a great sense of humour Jack! Much appreciate!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/26/2014 8:01:00 PM

'Tis fun to laugh... it's even more fun to make other people laugh! XOXOX

Jan Allison

Date: 8/26/2014 7:51:00 AM

The title made me smile the poem made me laugh out loud- great write dear brother:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/26/2014 8:00:00 PM

Silly old man eh!!! Happy to brighten your day... love ya sister! XOX