You'Ll Laugh So Hard Yaz Mite Bight Ya Tonge
"so ya wants a story from when Captain Mike was young"
"well you'll laugh so hard you might bite ya tonge!"
when I was a young lad trying to make a start
"I got with an Idea!" while composing a fart
I didn't want to work hard to be rich
started washing boats with a little sail's pitch
thought if I opened there'd be a big mob
the turth of it I couldn't even buy a job
would start every morning at 8 o clock
and try to wash a boat down on the dock
the business start was such a pain
boats where being washed by just the rain
after two months, no money to dangle
I started looking for a new angle
I loved the world I'm never mean
I desided to take my business green
then it happend as sudden as a cough
"the whole darn thing just took off!"
with ten employee's and two 2 hire
I finaly got the money I desire
"It was my angle!" it wasn't luck
even had two vans and a truck
then like planned every where I go
into my pockets the money would flow
alot of profit for a dirty deed
"I made it all with a little bird seed!"
by Captain Mike!
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