Best Funnybusiness Poems
"so ya wants a story from when Captain Mike was young"
"well you'll laugh so hard you might bite ya tonge!"
when I was a young lad trying to make a start
"I got with an Idea!" while composing a fart
I didn't want to work hard to be rich
started washing boats with a little sail's pitch
thought if I opened there'd be a big mob
the turth of it I couldn't even buy a job
would start every morning at 8 o clock
and try to wash a boat down on the dock
the business start was such a pain
boats where being washed by just the rain
after two months, no money to dangle
I started looking for a new angle
I loved the world I'm never mean
I desided to take my business green
then it happend as sudden as a cough
"the whole darn thing just took off!"
with ten employee's and two 2 hire
I finaly got the money I desire
"It was my angle!" it wasn't luck
even had two vans and a truck
then like planned every where I go
into my pockets the money would flow
alot of profit for a dirty deed
"I made it all with a little bird seed!"
by Captain Mike!
A potter and a seamstress have set the date, you see
To tie the not in wedlock and live in harmony
Together they will thrive in town, as business will then boom
As he will sell some vases and she will work the loom
The butcher and the baker, they heard then of their scheme
And decided to confront them, which really was extreme
They said it wasn’t good that they combine their business so
For they too wanted riches and that their business then to grow
But, the potter and the seamstress explained of their love, true
That the business was just extra, for marriage they must do
The butcher and the baker, both men, then turned to say
That they couldn’t do the same because they weren’t gay
They laughed among themselves, as quite funny don’t you see?
That jealousy was that strong to come against what’s meant to be
The butcher and the baker then went their separate ways
Until they came again to them to cater on their day
The moral of this story is to not get blinded by your greed
For you may do to others and justify it by a need
But truth be known it may backfire and hurt you in a way
That may change your orientation by making a straight man gay