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You Want a Millstone Around Your Neck

Let’s invite Cousin Mikey to participate. You want a millstone around your neck? What are you talking about? Matthew 18:6, of course. What is that? If you lead someone else down this path of debauchery and sin, we will be in so much trouble. Here. Read your Bible. Matthew is in the middle. My sister throws my confirmation bible to me. I am not even sure how to FIND Matthew 18:6, I tell her. She runs over and flips it a bit. Then hands it back, pointing to a passage. I barely read, but I do not want her to know this. I am her big brother, after all, and she looks up to me. Okay, I agree, no Mikey. Let’s invite Cousin Ellen to participate. She runs off screaming.

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Date: 5/14/2019 2:43:00 PM
I love your amusing snippets of stories from your life :)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/14/2019 6:42:00 PM
Everything I do is amusing. I try to hide it, but unfortunately BAM the truth is so easy to throw onto a page.

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