You Know Your Fat
You know your fat
When
Candy is on the top of your food pyramid
Your spouse hits the ceiling when you lie down to bed
The love seat becomes your chair
All you can eat buffet becomes a dare
Five XXXXX does not fit
You take a whole row on a jet
You go outside and block the sun
Walking the rector scale begins to run
You have an intervention at the drive through
Looking down you can't see your shoes
Stepping on the scale a white flag appears
Your third chin hides your full beard
A candy bar is your tooth pick
Snacking before third breakfast does the trick
You know your fat
When
Omar the tent maker richly retires
You realize this body is not what you desire
You can get in shape
Do it for you and lose that weight
Copyright © Fritz Purdum | Year Posted 2021
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