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You Just Messed With the Wrong Text

Excuse me, I beg your pardon
Is that you who's been bombardin'
My sweethearts computer phone
Never leaving him alone
With cute little notes and sayings
My dear you better start praying
I don't find out what your name is
Because all your texting fingers
Will be broke one at a time
Never mess with what is mine
Pardon me did you just send
A pick of your bare rear end
With a really sexy text
To the guy I'm sitting next
You must like to live in fear
I warned you now just beware
I wont pardon these bad actions
I will get my satisfaction
No physical harm at all
I will make you take a fall
Since you like technology
Look on the web and you'll see
Your naked touche  being splattered
All across the web and scattered
Being shown to everyone
This has been a lot of fun

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 11/21/2013 10:02:00 AM
Ohhhhh, BURN! Somebody best look out! Now I see that hidden evil side LOL! Good one, Sweet Pea! <3
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Date: 11/16/2013 9:08:00 PM
ha Robin, I once text the wrong guy... Gees... I got myself in so much trouble... Glad, no one broke my fingers or heart... You know what I like about this poem.. It has many SLAM lines.. I never gonna mess with you... heheheheh enjoyed the poem... re-send the SOUP MAIL.... hugs..Linda
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Date: 11/15/2013 10:57:00 PM
Nice biting humor. jab, jab. Lots of fun.
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Date: 11/15/2013 5:50:00 PM
you have a great sense of humor, robin. GREAT job with this one. I hope others read and comment to this!
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