You Just Messed With the Wrong Text
Excuse me, I beg your pardon
Is that you who's been bombardin'
My sweethearts computer phone
Never leaving him alone
With cute little notes and sayings
My dear you better start praying
I don't find out what your name is
Because all your texting fingers
Will be broke one at a time
Never mess with what is mine
Pardon me did you just send
A pick of your bare rear end
With a really sexy text
To the guy I'm sitting next
You must like to live in fear
I warned you now just beware
I wont pardon these bad actions
I will get my satisfaction
No physical harm at all
I will make you take a fall
Since you like technology
Look on the web and you'll see
Your naked touche being splattered
All across the web and scattered
Being shown to everyone
This has been a lot of fun
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