You Can Quote Me

You Can Quote Me


NEVER

ASK DIRECTIONS

OF A MAN

STANDING NAKED

IN A

KAYAK


John G. Lawless
for Judy Konos contest
What’s Your Quote.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Yvonne Avatar
August 20, 2014 at 10:20 PM
what if he was clothed. just saying. very funny. thank you.
Smith Avatar
August 20, 2014 at 8:35 PM
Not a good idea..don't ask him for change either...cheers
Richards Avatar
August 20, 2014 at 7:51 PM
Now this one is hysterical !! We just bought a kayak, ......yikes !! I'm going to have to show this to my husband!!! (no ...better not! He would take that as a dare !!) love this !!
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