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Yorkshire Humour 7

a Pastor upon reading his sermon was unconcerned when some of his flock began to look at their watches but grew a little more apprehensive when removing them to shake violently to see if they were still working. Anon Revived by Harry J Horsman 2010

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Date: 1/20/2012 10:37:00 PM
Going thru my list of fave poets tonight and can't believe all the ones I've not added on yet. You've been FAVED!
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Date: 12/2/2011 4:19:00 PM
From a Lancashire lad that was good Harry , Declan
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Date: 11/7/2011 7:49:00 PM
Haha! Awesome one! Always, Laura
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Date: 10/6/2011 7:48:00 PM
LOL I sneeze then I have to leave to get a kleenex!!! Light & Love
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Date: 10/6/2011 7:14:00 PM
Good one..Enjoyed your penned work this eve..I am glad that I chose this one to read today..Sara
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Date: 10/1/2011 9:31:00 PM
I've been in the same situation Harry, wishing he's ay something important or wind it up! It didn't take you long to give us the whole picture. All in a nutshell! :)
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Date: 9/30/2011 10:49:00 AM
Good morning and congratulations on your win in Tracie's "Make Me Giggle" contest Harry. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/29/2011 11:53:00 PM
hahaha. Good one, Harry. congrats on your win!
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Date: 9/29/2011 5:38:00 PM
Violence in churches... never a good idea harry, not in the world of coventional reason.. violence endorsed by relegion now that seems to be rather different.. Matter. Enjoyed the fun aspect:)
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Date: 9/29/2011 2:40:00 PM
lol, this made me laugh, Harry-- can't help but picture those people all shaking their watches, tick tock, tick tock O_o and I see this won, yay for you! Super congrats on your win :D
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Date: 9/29/2011 12:01:00 PM
Congrats Harry on a terrific win with this fantastic poetry my friend...luv...
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Date: 9/29/2011 11:01:00 AM
A fine Limerick dear poet ! *smiles*, I've had watches myself that seemed to have stuttered at sermons! Great write Harry ! Have a wonderful week sir...much love, james
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Date: 9/29/2011 9:37:00 AM
I loved this on Harry, congrats for your win in my contest x0x
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Date: 9/29/2011 9:39:00 AM
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Date: 9/27/2011 8:49:00 PM
Great job, Harry. LOL. Excellent. Thanks for your comments. Where are you from in Austrailia? I have a friend visiting me, he's from Brisbane. Best to you and yours. Ralph
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Date: 9/27/2011 7:50:00 AM
That is funny. Thanks Harry. Tony
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