Yorkshire Humour 10

When the circus was in Yorkshire recently
a local man watching a rehearsal of
a scantily dressed, large bosom blond lion tamer,
inside the cage with a massive male lion,
was asked
“Would you do that” By a passing circus hand.
“Yes” Replied the local,
“Get the lion out”!

Anon.

Revived and added to,
 © Harry J Horsman  2012

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 1/15/2013 3:48:00 PM
It would be nice to hear her PURR!
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Date: 12/29/2012 2:14:00 PM
I'll even go with the lion in it!! More the merrier - The Beauty and the beast and Thou!! Three's company.
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Date: 12/28/2012 6:57:00 AM
You know your limitation..Definitely not a lion tamer...Thanks for stopping by..Sara
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Date: 12/28/2012 5:47:00 AM
lol I guess if it was a sexy huge packed guy I would indeed......
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Date: 12/28/2012 5:39:00 AM
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Date: 12/27/2012 5:23:00 PM
Men, men, men. It had to be a man that would say that. Harry; have a happy New Year and recive many blessings. Lucilla
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Date: 12/27/2012 3:01:00 PM
LOL, very funny. I'd get in the cage too. sans the lion.
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Date: 12/27/2012 12:40:00 PM
questions for you on the error stuff coming up for you. soupmail.
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Date: 12/27/2012 7:57:00 AM
great fun Harry luv .. need some haha's this day ..thankxx for kind words to me during my hospital ordeal .. Ron has me on half hour limits for PS till I am stronger .. wishing u and Elaine a blessed NY
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Date: 12/27/2012 6:12:00 AM
Hahaha enjojyed the fun very much Harry!
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Date: 12/26/2012 11:32:00 PM
Too funny!! Thanks for the laughter on this cold, rainy day, Harry. Always, Annalise
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Date: 12/26/2012 10:42:00 PM
Ahh, too funny, Harry. He wants to take place of the lion. I see. Your Yorkshire humor is top... LOL
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Date: 12/26/2012 5:37:00 PM
oh, lol.... i guess one does not know what fearless is, until met facet o face... good verse..pd
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Date: 12/26/2012 5:14:00 PM
ha! thanks for the chuckle!
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Date: 12/26/2012 4:13:00 PM
Oh Harry, really love this one, got a big laugh out of it. Have a safe and healthy New Year my friend. Rollo
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Date: 12/26/2012 3:54:00 PM
Okay Harry, give me a smack on the head cause I'm not sure what she was going to do.:( I think I'm such dolt when it comes to jokes. Why "Get the lion out"? Maybe that's why she was scantily dressed...it had ripped her clothes off? Anyhow, I hope you'd have a great Christmas and that you'll have a bright and amazing new year! Best wishes, love, Mikki
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Date: 12/26/2012 1:19:00 PM
hahaha, so is this your own joke, Harry. I sure like it.
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Date: 12/26/2012 12:03:00 PM
Harry ha ha ha .....am getting to like the circus now...David
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Date: 12/26/2012 10:47:00 AM
Nice humor in your role reversal scene, Harry...u funny guy! I guess I'll wait to see what u come up with next!! :)
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Date: 12/26/2012 10:26:00 AM
Very funny, Harry... as usual!!! Terry
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Date: 12/26/2012 8:00:00 AM
Thank you Harry for sharing your great humour...enjoyed it so much :)
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Date: 12/26/2012 6:15:00 AM
A good kickstart for the day, enjoyed,
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Date: 12/26/2012 5:34:00 AM
Lol! Really refreshing and funny poem Harry, I enjoyed it so much :D Merry belated Christmas and happy welcoming New year :D
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Date: 12/26/2012 5:29:00 AM
:) :) :)....very good Harry....love it! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 12/26/2012 4:53:00 AM
Hahaha.. good one Harry, enjoyed this, love Elizabeth
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