Harry Horsman Poet Free verse

Yorkshire Humour 10

When the circus was in Yorkshire recently
a local man watching a rehearsal of
a scantily dressed, large bosom blond lion tamer,
inside the cage with a massive male lion,
was asked
“Would you do that” By a passing circus hand.
“Yes” Replied the local,
“Get the lion out”!

Anon.

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 © Harry J Horsman  2012

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Vince Suzadail Jr. January 15, 2013 at 3:48 PM It would be nice to hear her PURR!

Abdul Malik Mandani December 29, 2012 at 2:14 PM I'll even go with the lion in it!! More the merrier - The Beauty and the beast and Thou!! Three's company.

Sara Kendrick December 28, 2012 at 6:57 AM You know your limitation..Definitely not a lion tamer...Thanks for stopping by..Sara

Lisa Cooper December 28, 2012 at 5:47 AM lol I guess if it was a sexy huge packed guy I would indeed......

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl December 28, 2012 at 5:39 AM soup

Lucilla Carrillo December 27, 2012 at 5:23 PM Men, men, men. It had to be a man that would say that. Harry; have a happy New Year and recive many blessings. Lucilla

Jon A Cavanaugh December 27, 2012 at 3:01 PM LOL, very funny. I'd get in the cage too. sans the lion.

Andrea Dietrich December 27, 2012 at 12:40 PM questions for you on the error stuff coming up for you. soupmail.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart December 27, 2012 at 7:57 AM great fun Harry luv .. need some haha's this day ..thankxx for kind words to me during my hospital ordeal .. Ron has me on half hour limits for PS till I am stronger .. wishing u and Elaine a blessed NY

Kash Poet December 27, 2012 at 6:12 AM Hahaha enjojyed the fun very much Harry!

Audrey Haick December 26, 2012 at 11:32 PM Too funny!! Thanks for the laughter on this cold, rainy day, Harry. Always, Annalise

Toquyen Harrell December 26, 2012 at 10:42 PM Ahh, too funny, Harry. He wants to take place of the lion. I see. Your Yorkshire humor is top... LOL

Poet Destroyer A December 26, 2012 at 5:37 PM oh, lol.... i guess one does not know what fearless is, until met facet o face... good verse..pd

Ilene Bauer December 26, 2012 at 5:14 PM ha! thanks for the chuckle!

Rollo West December 26, 2012 at 4:13 PM Oh Harry, really love this one, got a big laugh out of it. Have a safe and healthy New Year my friend. Rollo

Michelle Mac Donald December 26, 2012 at 3:54 PM Okay Harry, give me a smack on the head cause I'm not sure what she was going to do.:( I think I'm such dolt when it comes to jokes. Why "Get the lion out"? Maybe that's why she was scantily dressed...it had ripped her clothes off? Anyhow, I hope you'd have a great Christmas and that you'll have a bright and amazing new year! Best wishes, love, Mikki

Andrea Dietrich December 26, 2012 at 1:19 PM hahaha, so is this your own joke, Harry. I sure like it.

David Williams December 26, 2012 at 12:03 PM Harry ha ha ha .....am getting to like the circus now...David

Gwendolen Song December 26, 2012 at 10:47 AM Nice humor in your role reversal scene, Harry...u funny guy! I guess I'll wait to see what u come up with next!! :)

Terry O'Leary December 26, 2012 at 10:26 AM Very funny, Harry... as usual!!! Terry

Sukmawati Komala December 26, 2012 at 8:00 AM Thank you Harry for sharing your great humour...enjoyed it so much :)

Mehnaz Veetil December 26, 2012 at 6:15 AM A good kickstart for the day, enjoyed,

Yanny Widjanarko December 26, 2012 at 5:34 AM Lol! Really refreshing and funny poem Harry, I enjoyed it so much :D Merry belated Christmas and happy welcoming New year :D

Anne-Lise Andresen December 26, 2012 at 5:29 AM :) :) :)....very good Harry....love it! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Elizabeth O'Driscoll December 26, 2012 at 4:53 AM Hahaha.. good one Harry, enjoyed this, love Elizabeth

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