YESTERDAY 1

I saw Tarzan,
 with no clothes on.
  Who knew there
 was a Black Swan?

  Cinderella.
 got home
 after midnight.
  Muhammad Ali,
is looking for a fight.

  Pinocchio.
 tells a bunch of lies.
  A new movie,
Lord of the Flies.

  Aladdin turned 
out to be a thief.
  Don't squeeze the
  Charmin,
Where's the beef?

  Batman drove
 200 miles per hour.
  Dr. Frankenstein
 screaming for 
more power.

  Snow White lived
 with seven men.
  I thought that
 was a sin.

  Popeye had tattoos 
And smoked a pipe.
  Adolf Hitler on the loose
With the Reich.

  Pac-man ate pills to 
Improve performance.
  The Hulk got mad,
And turned enormous.

  Shaggy and Scooby are hippies
With the munchies.
  Brenda Spencer didn't 
Like Monday's.

  Underdog was dating
Molly Purebred.
  Kids in Africa,
Go unfed.

  Felix the cat 
had a bag of tricks.
  Achilles dipped in the
River Styx.

 The black widow
 poisons her man.
  The Police singing
 about Roxanne.

Turbo1904 ?
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