Xmas 2021

Xmas 2021

Santa finally made bail and set himself free,
then went to get Rudolph from a zoo in D.C.
They found Dasher downtown passed out in a pub,
Dancer on the back nine at a local country club.
All out of cookies, Comet was baking a fresh batch,
but Cupid liked to run and wasn’t easy to catch.
Donner was playing cards with Bugs Bunny and Babs,
They found Blitzen at Red Lobster cracking some crabs.
with just one more stop to pick up the sleigh,
Xmas was saved and back under way.

11/26/21
“X” Contest, New or Old Poetry Contest
Sponsor:  Constance La France
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Goldsmith Avatar
November 30, 2021 at 9:39 AM
Congratulations on your creative/fun~~story/win. "So Cute" This should be on cards. Have a blessed day with your win...............
Koplin Avatar
December 1, 2021 at 8:20 AM
Thank you for thinking so. Merry Christmas!
Jayasankar Avatar
November 30, 2021 at 12:22 AM
Loved the humor Mark....Congratulations on your win in the contest...God bless...~ Ani
Koplin Avatar
December 1, 2021 at 8:19 AM
Thanks Anita!
La France Avatar
November 29, 2021 at 2:34 PM
Mark, wonderful poem and congratulations on your Second Place Win in my "X" (Xmas) New/Old Contest ~ peace and tranquility _Constance
Koplin Avatar
December 1, 2021 at 8:19 AM
Thanks Constance, I appreciate the placement!
Peck Avatar
November 29, 2021 at 10:36 AM
A fun read, Mark! Let's hope everything catches up! Congratulations on your win!
Koplin Avatar
December 1, 2021 at 8:18 AM
Thanks Ann!
Cunningham Avatar
November 26, 2021 at 10:27 AM
Lol, loved the humour Mark, Tom
Koplin Avatar
November 26, 2021 at 4:18 PM
Thanks Tom, I've been told I have a twisted sense of humor. lol
Hankins Avatar
November 26, 2021 at 8:58 AM
A very funny Christmas write, Mark. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I agree with Jenna!
Koplin Avatar
November 27, 2021 at 6:23 PM
Thank you, I'm glad you liked it!
Logan Avatar
November 26, 2021 at 8:08 AM
Well don’t they sound like a sorry lot!! This is too funny, Mark. Whether it places in the contest or not, it’s fantastic.
Koplin Avatar
November 26, 2021 at 4:16 PM
Lol, I'm sure I'll get na'd but it was fun to write. Thanks Jenna!
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