Panagiota Romios Poet Free verse

Wunder-Mutt and I

My obese dog, Wunder-Mutt, 
was hungry.
I gave "fatty" some sausage pizza.
"Good boy" I jovially said.
"We shall both diet tomorrow."
He wagged his tail, to agree.

Then...Darn it!
I fell and hit my fat head.
Concerned, he licked left-over 
mozzarella off my double chins.
Ah, obesity~the joy that never ends!



         June 23, 2020
           5pm PST


      Poem #  1306

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Darlene De Beaulieu June 24, 2020 at 12:44 PM Hello Panagiota, the dog was really hungry. Enjoyed this poem. Have a nice day my friend. xxxx-oooo Hugs Darlene Panagiota Romios June 24, 2020 at 2:28 PM Hellooo! Obese Pets and obese should not be chowing down on pizza, ya think? Both will be as big as balloons and fly to the sky-)) hugs~ Pangiota xxxx-oooo Darlene De Beaulieu June 24, 2020 at 1:56 PM I did a poem yesterday. Whenever you read it is fine,. Hugs Darlene xxxx-ooo. Enjoy your day my friend.

Robert L. Hinshaw June 24, 2020 at 10:28 AM Panagiota: I almost choked on my cuppa reading this witty write! Well done as ususal! - Bob H Panagiota Romios June 24, 2020 at 11:46 AM You made me crack up.chooking on your cuppa! Funny! Glad you like it. Pangiota xo I have leftover pizza, want any! Will ship! Panagiota xoxo

Tom Cunningham June 23, 2020 at 7:15 PM Lol this is a real hoot, at least he isn't wasteful. Tom Panagiota Romios June 23, 2020 at 7:56 PM Thanks, dear Tom. Can't help sharing. Especially from double chins ROFLMAO Ps.also, you made this bumpy day, a smooth road for me~ what a gift you are as a human being on this planet! Panagiota xo