Wrong day

What’s wrong, you look like thunder. It’s those two birds I’m going out with, Tuesday and Thursday. What’s the problem, get the days mixed up. No, I call them Tuesday and Thursday, and I take them out on Friday and Saturday. You do lead a strange life, so what’s the problem? The problem is Tuesday, she wants to go out on Saturday. Well, why don’t you take Tuesday out on Saturday afternoon, leaving you free to take Thursday out on Saturday night. My god, that’s genius, that’s what I’ll do. Monday morning So, how did your weekend go? Aw man, what a disaster, I took Tuesday to the bowling in the afternoon, and totally forgot Friday worked there. Wow, there, who the hell is Friday? She was casual. So what happened? She phoned Thursday, that’s what happened. Oh, sounds painful. No, the painful part was when the wife turned up. Oops, bet you were wondering what day it was, can I see the film. Get you a copy later, now I’m forced to stay with Monday for a while. What did the wife say? She wasn't my wife but Wednesday's Wednesday is married to a woman? Yeah, she's a little freaky. So there I was with Tuesday, Wednesday's wife, Thursday on the way and Friday in my face about Thursday.