Writer's Cramp

Writer's cramp is constipation of the brain
For relief you treat it about the same
Stick a finger in your ear, (no not way down there)
Wiggle it until a thought appears
Then express with all your might
Write it down and get it right
And after you read what you wrote
Always beware and have some hope
Because if it sounds just  like you heard it
You know you've written a piece of s--that'll do.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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