Would I Use a Doggie Dungeon

If I had a doggie dungeon I could put Buddy down there. He eats shoes, tuna cans, cat food cans, belts, pajamas and other things. We are going through forty dollars of dog toys a week; it is not enough. But he is just a baby. A big adorable amber eyed baby who loves me. He loves my husband too; my husband thinks his parents sent him from heaven. If I had a doggie jail, would I use it? Absolutely not. He is our pal, our buddy, my boyfriend. He loves me. No matter what he does, he gets to sleep, watch tv and eat with us. I would hit him with that shoe, my sister said. I will not let her near him. I would squirt him with a water bottle grandpa said. The next time he passes gas at supper, I am going to squirt him.