Worth a Shot

Worth A Shot

I didn’t want to alienate the capricious alien who ate
my malignant scapegoat Harry who refused to gravitate
outside to chew my weeds although he did then dissipate
the transitory nature of my fluctuating weight

and though he was perspicuous and often tried to bate
me into argumentative discussions (which I hate)
he sometimes tried to flatter me while I would masticate
the breakfast sausage bought by my inurbane sister Kate.

And now that I’ve used all ten words I think I’ll just tempt fate
and stop, because it’s dinnertime, and this is NOT first-rate!

August 31, 2016
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Godwin Avatar
September 3, 2016 at 6:57 PM
Loved it - you were on a roll and I rolled with you all way, stopping to stare at the great ending!! CayCay
Lehman Avatar
September 3, 2016 at 7:13 PM
Hah - thanks, CayCay! What can I say, I was inspired! :D
Arnone Avatar
September 1, 2016 at 11:19 AM
Love your wordy rhymes, Christine. Made me :-) and look up two words.
Lehman Avatar
September 1, 2016 at 8:51 PM
Thank you, Tom! :-)
Allison Avatar
August 31, 2016 at 7:15 PM
Very amusing Christine:-) hugs Jan xx
Lehman Avatar
August 31, 2016 at 11:56 PM
Thanks, Jan!
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