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Worst Morning After

One night,  this  fellow named Newt
Decided  to visit a prostitute
But she stole all his cash
 and gave him a rash
Then his wife gave him the boot

It was the worst morning after for Newt
after he  went to that  house of ill repute
When he pissed  it did  burn
A hard lesson learned
Of that there is no dispute

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 8/2/2013 11:00:00 AM
lol. You can't help but feel sorry for old Newt. Congratulations on winning, Joseph. Licia :-)
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Date: 8/2/2013 4:34:00 AM
great Joseph super poem congrats on win Shadow smiles
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Date: 8/2/2013 1:00:00 AM
So funny this one.... Congratulations and well done. SuZ
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Date: 8/1/2013 11:05:00 PM
i love it... congrats....SKAT
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Date: 8/1/2013 9:59:00 PM
Hi Joseph, , congratulations in Susan's "Worst Morning After..." contest. take care. xox~ LINDA
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Date: 7/25/2013 11:27:00 AM
Created a Limerick for all to learn a lesson..Got a chuckle though..Thanks for the visit to my work..Sara
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Date: 7/24/2013 1:43:00 PM
what a unique take on theme... your funny bone tickles and delights, joseph..lol!..:) huggs
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Date: 7/24/2013 1:43:00 PM
what a unique take on theme... your funny bone tickles and delights, joseph..lol!..:) huggs
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Date: 7/24/2013 10:40:00 AM
Hi Joseph I rewrote my strings attached poem, let me know what you think of the changes.
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Date: 7/24/2013 7:37:00 AM
This is hilarious! A winner for sure.
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Date: 7/24/2013 4:44:00 AM
- Like it .... like the humor - Good luck in contest, Joseph! - Thank you! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 7/23/2013 11:42:00 PM
haha, Poor Newt. I think he done learned his lesson!!
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Date: 7/23/2013 8:10:00 PM
Oh, poor Newt...he's a beaut. This limerick is a lot of fun.
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