Joseph May Poet Limerick

Worst Morning After

One night,  this  fellow named Newt
Decided  to visit a prostitute
But she stole all his cash
 and gave him a rash
Then his wife gave him the boot

It was the worst morning after for Newt
after he  went to that  house of ill repute
When he pissed  it did  burn
A hard lesson learned
Of that there is no dispute

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Delysia Hendricks August 2, 2013 at 11:00 AM lol. You can't help but feel sorry for old Newt. Congratulations on winning, Joseph. Licia :-)

Shadow Hamilton August 2, 2013 at 4:34 AM great Joseph super poem congrats on win Shadow smiles

Suzanne Delaney August 2, 2013 at 1:00 AM So funny this one.... Congratulations and well done. SuZ

Skat A August 1, 2013 at 11:05 PM i love it... congrats....SKAT

Poet Destroyer A August 1, 2013 at 9:59 PM Hi Joseph, , congratulations in Susan's "Worst Morning After..." contest. take care. xox~ LINDA

Sara Kendrick July 25, 2013 at 11:27 AM Created a Limerick for all to learn a lesson..Got a chuckle though..Thanks for the visit to my work..Sara

Nette Onclaud July 24, 2013 at 1:43 PM what a unique take on theme... your funny bone tickles and delights, joseph..lol!..:) huggs

Nette Onclaud July 24, 2013 at 1:43 PM what a unique take on theme... your funny bone tickles and delights, joseph..lol!..:) huggs

Richard Lamoureux July 24, 2013 at 10:40 AM Hi Joseph I rewrote my strings attached poem, let me know what you think of the changes.

Richard Lamoureux July 24, 2013 at 7:37 AM This is hilarious! A winner for sure.

Anne-Lise Andresen July 24, 2013 at 4:44 AM - Like it .... like the humor - Good luck in contest, Joseph! - Thank you! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Andrea Dietrich July 23, 2013 at 11:42 PM haha, Poor Newt. I think he done learned his lesson!!

David Fisher July 23, 2013 at 8:10 PM Oh, poor Newt...he's a beaut. This limerick is a lot of fun.