world's greatest toy
a young man bought a tight pair of fleeces
and their stranglehold filled all the creases
but the fit was so thin
that he couldn't begin
to pump blood to his bits ... and his pieces
well, they made him look chic as expected
though his girlfriend was feeling neglected
cuz from belly through bum
his poor junk was so numb
that he couldn’t QUITE get it ... erected.
Copyright © Gregory Richard Barden
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