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SPIDER

Eight furry legs
Approaching black blob
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeech


COCKROACH

Periplaneta americana 
Out of planet, preys on women's tuxedo
Blob of fat, smell, monster


JULIA'S HAIR

Chameleon
Gunslinger, sniper
Death,myriologue


O SPACE

A junkyard
Sepulcher of machines
Requiem

CROW

Squawk 
Squawk
Gasconade 


LIZARD

A baby lizard
Drops on my hand
Check in


TELEPHONE BILL

Krinngggggggggggggg
Krinngggggggggggggg
Pay your bill today before 12 noon.


TOOTHPASTE

Ramp up, folks
Security with a squeeze
A point of no return


FIONA, YOUR HUSBAND

Critter in your bed
Pesky
No ******


SANDWICH SAUCE

Dijon mustard,light mayonnaise 
Finely  ground black pepper, ketchup
finely grated love- red as fire


CATCHING THE PUTI FISH

Bait on a hook
Plop, 0.001 second
Catch

Puti: a small fish found in shallow water. 
I have caught many Puti fishes in my childhood
and eaten whole deep-fried.


MY SIS CAROLYN

Eyes, a nest
Birdies singing
In hair golden moon


READING LAMP

Turn on
Turn off
000000


MY CELLPHONE IS NOT LOYAL

My cellphone is not loyal
It barks at me
And bites when my wife takes over


MY WIFE

Always busy
To save me from the city nymphs
Does not know I have kept one in my wallet

EGG NOODLES

Sun
In trellises
As cacophonous as a hen yard


DOCTOR X

Emphysema?
Blow your air out
I am not a balloon


THE PRETTY NURSE PREETI

Doctor Hale
How do I look ?
Prestocaullocystectomically good


ORANGE BABY

She is the smallest
No pips, wafer thin apparel
Naked in my mouth, sweetest


XYZ

I am scared of 
These three sisters
I don't know their whereabouts


WENDY AND BRAHMS
Wendy and Brahms
They could be twins
But socio-genetic wardrobe-dysfunction

GLURCKOS
Concentrate on this word
Concentrate concentrate
Anything? You need Marcos


POETRY
My mother
My soul my beloved
My daughter my son friends poetrysoupers



KITCHEN
My wife's territory
A tigress' den
They'll get bones on platter if I enter


SHE STARTS TO SLEEP ON MY BOSOM

Rhythm of her breathing
A dying fall
sleep


SAY CHEESE
I don't like cheese
They are like bubblegum
Friends, I wink at the camera

DOUBLE ENTENDRE
Geodesic domes
Under Phoebes and Demos
The spear of God Mars


NIGHT
Black canvas
Georges Seurat
Stars


MILK
White concavity
Food for Gods
We give birth, **** erect,mom



LISA
She dropped a pen
I lifted the pen
She lifted fire


MONA LISA
La Gioconda 
Did you love anybody?
Dis you smile?

POWER CUTS
A  jolt of laughter
A jolt of electricity
We are baboons


© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 10/22/2014 4:05:00 PM
the first one I find really profound is the one about space. A look at our future! Egg noodles is sure interesting and unusual! My wife, what a funny ending to that one. Cell phone funny too.LOVE XYZ. OH MY I think kitchen is my favorite, and finally the one on Soup is really sweet. I sure enjoyed these today. (and Power cuts, so cool)
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Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Date: 10/23/2014 12:46:00 AM
You are wonderful Andrea. Your genuine and profound interest for my work has given me immense joy. Your support is my strength. You are a brilliant poet and a sensible human being. HUGS! -------RAJATc
Date: 10/22/2014 4:01:00 PM
wow, lots of haiku here. Let me read each one. I will then tell you my favorites.
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Date: 10/20/2014 1:20:00 PM
MY CELLPHONE IS NOT LOYAL, KITCHEN, were my favorites :) Thank you Raja ,love eve
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Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Date: 10/20/2014 1:57:00 PM
Thank you for your comments, Eve.Love);;rajat

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