Mike Dailey Poet Rhyme

World Naked Gardening Day

I am not making any of this up.  It is a real and recognized 'holiday' all around the 
world if not in your hometown just yet.  It was reported on in the USA Today 
newspaper just this morning.  

 
What’s this world coming to
I read it just today
They’re promoting naked gardening
On the 14th day of May
It started back in 05
But has spread around the world
It’s all about the great outdoors
And doing it unfurled
It celebrates the weeding
Planting flowers in the buff
And trimming more than hedges
As if that’s not enough
It’s soaking up the sunshine
Big doses of vitamin D
And trimming trees and bushes
For everyone to see
It’s best to warn your neighbors
Or to work behind a fence
It’s not for the faint-hearted
But for those with confidence
But take it slow and steady
Don’t get in a big rush
Be sure to use some sunscreen
Or your cheeks will surely blush
If you’re handling a tool
Be careful of its edge
If your neighbor also gardens
Don’t linger near her hedge
Beware of poison ivy
Watch out for poison oak
Be careful what you pull on
Be careful what you poke
Come on – join the movement
The sun will do you good
You can beautify your own yard
Or your whole neighborhood
So now you know the story
I’ve laid the gauntlet down
It started in Seattle
You can bring it to your town
And all your friends and neighbors
Will stop – and then who knows
Maybe they will join you
(Be wary then of those!)

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James Fraser May 21, 2011 at 7:00 AM It's sure to raise a few eyebrows I dare say. If in private, go for it. If in suburbia, many children are around. I hope common sense prevails with they who chose to do. Very interesting....:)

Mourning Mist May 13, 2011 at 5:20 PM You can bring it to your town And all your friends and neighbors Will stop – and then who knows Maybe they will join you..this is the Lords favorite verse, you inviting others to partake

Mourning Mist May 13, 2011 at 5:11 PM a great poem to share in the name of Jesus..he loves this promotion you share!