Women and Fast Cars

There once was a chap from Madagascar
Who was nuts about women and fast cars
   He left the island
   Invested in nylon
Now he's an executive at NASCAR
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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October 26, 2018 at 9:34 AM
He sounds like a racist to me. (That was a joke.) : ) This was fun my friend.
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October 26, 2018 at 10:39 AM
You know, Chris, you caught it (the undertone of racism): This 'chap' was, no doubt, an elitist black African, who was in love with loose white women and souped-up stock cars driven by rednecks. Ha, ha. Just kidding, of course. ---Or maybe not.... Who knows? As the comedian Red Skelton used to say: "I just do 'em; I don't explain 'em." ~ Gershon
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October 26, 2018 at 4:25 AM
Good one! Invested in nylon...you can almost see him touching those smooth legs - says a lot in one line...lol
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October 26, 2018 at 10:37 AM
Great comment! Hadn't thought of it that way. Thanks for opening my eyes wide, Kim! LOL. Best wishes, Gershon
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October 26, 2018 at 2:38 AM
I prefer fast women lol.
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October 26, 2018 at 10:36 AM
Ha, ha. Just couldn't fit your preference into the rhyme scheme this time. Thanks for the chuckle, Tom. ~ Gershon
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