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Woke Wife

This world has gone bonkers! It’s struck down by woke
You look at a girl and she says she’s a bloke
And you dare not argue, you can’t disagree
For you just found out that ‘she’ stands up to pee

And if in a smooch you should dare risk a grope
Chances are good you will swing from a rope
For she might consent to that little bit more
But then you grab much more than you bargained for

Which prompts me to mention a Woke-type miscarriage
Which has intervened in the state of my marriage
My wife has left me for a lady called Millie 
A beautiful girl with a much bigger willy

Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2023

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Linda Alice Fowler Date: 4/21/2023 6:55:00 AM Love it Terry. You always bring a smile to my face! :) Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 4/25/2023 3:02:00 PM I have that effect on women… sometimes it’s a full blown belly laugh! ;-)

John Lawless Date: 4/9/2023 5:13:00 AM and they said that "size" doesn't matter Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 4/9/2023 2:18:00 PM Well that IS what they say, John, but when it comes to a lady’s willy… absence make the heart grow fonder. ;-)

Julie Draper Date: 4/9/2023 2:34:00 AM Hahahaha! Very clever and very funny! :) :) :) Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 4/9/2023 2:20:00 PM In an increasingly loony world, humour is our final recourse… until they ban it. Glad you enjoyed, Julie

Deb M Date: 4/8/2023 7:59:00 PM You're back Terry with vengeance YAY!! This poem is really funny and made me smile! I've missed your humour! You liven things up! Debx Login to Reply Deb M Date: 4/9/2023 6:28:00 PM Stay around!! Xx Terry Flood Date: 4/9/2023 2:24:00 PM I’d love to be back, Deb. Alas, this and a couple posted alongside it are older writes (as mentioned in Soup mail) that I hadn’t posted. At least it proves I’m still around… glad you enjoyed. Terry

Daniel Turner Date: 4/8/2023 5:57:00 PM Really not surprising, Terry. LOL A lot of folks these day bat from both sides of the plate. Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 4/9/2023 2:46:00 PM Thanks Daniel. Each to his or her own, but I’m convinced that the powers that be have mistaken ‘acceptable’ for ‘compulsory’. Glad you enjoyed my little dig. Terry