Woke Wife

This world has gone bonkers! It’s struck down by woke
You look at a girl and she says she’s a bloke
And you dare not argue, you can’t disagree
For you just found out that ‘she’ stands up to pee

And if in a smooch you should dare risk a grope
Chances are good you will swing from a rope
For she might consent to that little bit more
But then you grab much more than you bargained for

Which prompts me to mention a Woke-type miscarriage
Which has intervened in the state of my marriage
My wife has left me for a lady called Millie 
A beautiful girl with a much bigger willy
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Fowler Avatar
April 21, 2023 at 6:55 AM
Love it Terry. You always bring a smile to my face! :)
Flood Avatar
April 25, 2023 at 3:02 PM
I have that effect on women… sometimes it’s a full blown belly laugh! ;-)
Lawless Avatar
April 9, 2023 at 5:13 AM
and they said that "size" doesn't matter
Flood Avatar
April 9, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Well that IS what they say, John, but when it comes to a lady’s willy… absence make the heart grow fonder. ;-)
Draper Avatar
April 9, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Hahahaha! Very clever and very funny! :) :) :)
Flood Avatar
April 9, 2023 at 2:20 PM
In an increasingly loony world, humour is our final recourse… until they ban it. Glad you enjoyed, Julie
M  Avatar
April 8, 2023 at 7:59 PM
You're back Terry with vengeance YAY!! This poem is really funny and made me smile! I've missed your humour! You liven things up! Debx
M  Avatar
April 9, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Stay around!! Xx
Flood Avatar
April 9, 2023 at 2:24 PM
I’d love to be back, Deb. Alas, this and a couple posted alongside it are older writes (as mentioned in Soup mail) that I hadn’t posted. At least it proves I’m still around… glad you enjoyed. Terry
Turner Avatar
April 8, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Really not surprising, Terry. LOL A lot of folks these day bat from both sides of the plate.
Flood Avatar
April 9, 2023 at 2:46 PM
Thanks Daniel. Each to his or her own, but I’m convinced that the powers that be have mistaken ‘acceptable’ for ‘compulsory’. Glad you enjoyed my little dig. Terry
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