Woke Wife

This world has gone bonkers! It’s struck down by woke You look at a girl and she says she’s a bloke And you dare not argue, you can’t disagree For you just found out that ‘she’ stands up to pee And if in a smooch you should dare risk a grope Chances are good you will swing from a rope For she might consent to that little bit more But then you grab much more than you bargained for Which prompts me to mention a Woke-type miscarriage Which has intervened in the state of my marriage My wife has left me for a lady called Millie A beautiful girl with a much bigger willy

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 4/21/2023 6:55:00 AM

Love it Terry. You always bring a smile to my face! :)

Terry Flood
Date: 4/25/2023 3:02:00 PM

I have that effect on women… sometimes it’s a full blown belly laugh! ;-)

John Lawless

Date: 4/9/2023 5:13:00 AM

and they said that "size" doesn't matter

Terry Flood
Date: 4/9/2023 2:18:00 PM

Well that IS what they say, John, but when it comes to a lady’s willy… absence make the heart grow fonder. ;-)

Julie Draper

Date: 4/9/2023 2:34:00 AM

Hahahaha! Very clever and very funny! :) :) :)

Terry Flood
Date: 4/9/2023 2:20:00 PM

In an increasingly loony world, humour is our final recourse… until they ban it. Glad you enjoyed, Julie

Deb M

Date: 4/8/2023 7:59:00 PM

You're back Terry with vengeance YAY!! This poem is really funny and made me smile! I've missed your humour! You liven things up! Debx

Deb M
Date: 4/9/2023 6:28:00 PM

Stay around!! Xx

Terry Flood
Date: 4/9/2023 2:24:00 PM

I’d love to be back, Deb. Alas, this and a couple posted alongside it are older writes (as mentioned in Soup mail) that I hadn’t posted. At least it proves I’m still around… glad you enjoyed. Terry

Daniel Turner

Date: 4/8/2023 5:57:00 PM

Really not surprising, Terry. LOL A lot of folks these day bat from both sides of the plate.

Terry Flood
Date: 4/9/2023 2:46:00 PM

Thanks Daniel. Each to his or her own, but I’m convinced that the powers that be have mistaken ‘acceptable’ for ‘compulsory’. Glad you enjoyed my little dig. Terry