Without "m.E. and U"

I told yo abwot my wif and hr jalos iys,
Sh also had qwality thndr thighs

Whn  sh walks thy caws lightning sparks
That cawsd fir throghowt London’s parks

n s hr thy drool and say 
Plas tak this woan far away

I har th say drown hr if you will
Or ivan still giv  a sicid pill

But sh is y  spcial girl
Whn I look at hr sh aks  hirl

But I lov hr so 
And I thoght you wold lik to know
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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November 26, 2010 at 10:45 PM
OMG it hurts my eyes- congrats to you
Brown Avatar
November 23, 2010 at 6:13 AM
Congratulations on your 1st Place win in PD'S contest Sidney. Love, Carol
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November 22, 2010 at 6:20 AM
great job... we both got on the worst list... I am not so sure about that now?? we are a team....LOL
Dietrich Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 2:09 PM
Is this what texting looks like? hahaha. And I can at least see from this that you are in London? Congratulations, Sidney. LUv, Andrea
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November 21, 2010 at 1:37 PM
Congratulations on your humor showing in this big winner..Sara
Mehta Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Sidney
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November 21, 2010 at 11:53 AM
Super congrats Sidney my friend on being number one today in P.D.'s contest ...wow .. I am honored to be reading your worst poem ever luv.. enjoy that top spot ...Happy Thanksgiving my friend..
Mehta Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 10:33 AM
Sidney...gr8 beeg win in contst..... Luv/best wishes........Hitendra Mehta
Richards Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:43 AM
I can't help but think you are a genius....(what does that make me???) Funny!!
A   Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:35 AM
yes this contes of Nikko was crazy,, see why you entered itin my contest,, Congratulations!! Had lots of fun with this contest,, have a nice and wonderful day,..p.d.
Neels Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:10 AM
Congratulations on your first place in the contest Sidney, had me laughing out loud ;) love Wilma
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June 27, 2010 at 10:35 PM
I dont think this write is fair..but I did get a kick out of it..lol.. BG
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June 27, 2010 at 7:40 PM
l.o.l....good one ,,and the best of luck,,Sidney LeeAnn
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