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I told yo abwot my wif and hr jalos iys, Sh also had qwality thndr thighs Whn sh walks thy caws lightning sparks That cawsd fir throghowt London’s parks n s hr thy drool and say Plas tak this woan far away I har th say drown hr if you will Or ivan still giv a sicid pill But sh is y spcial girl Whn I look at hr sh aks hirl But I lov hr so And I thoght you wold lik to know

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 11/26/2010 10:45:00 PM
OMG it hurts my eyes- congrats to you
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Date: 11/23/2010 6:13:00 AM
Congratulations on your 1st Place win in PD'S contest Sidney. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/22/2010 6:20:00 AM
great job... we both got on the worst list... I am not so sure about that now?? we are a team....LOL
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Date: 11/21/2010 2:09:00 PM
Is this what texting looks like? hahaha. And I can at least see from this that you are in London? Congratulations, Sidney. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 11/21/2010 1:37:00 PM
Congratulations on your humor showing in this big winner..Sara
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Date: 11/21/2010 12:36:00 PM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Sidney
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Date: 11/21/2010 11:53:00 AM
Super congrats Sidney my friend on being number one today in P.D.'s contest ...wow .. I am honored to be reading your worst poem ever luv.. enjoy that top spot ...Happy Thanksgiving my friend..
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Date: 11/21/2010 10:33:00 AM
Sidney...gr8 beeg win in contst..... Luv/best wishes........Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 11/21/2010 8:43:00 AM
I can't help but think you are a genius....(what does that make me???) Funny!!
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Date: 11/21/2010 8:35:00 AM
yes this contes of Nikko was crazy,, see why you entered itin my contest,, Congratulations!! Had lots of fun with this contest,, have a nice and wonderful day,..p.d.
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Date: 11/21/2010 8:10:00 AM
Congratulations on your first place in the contest Sidney, had me laughing out loud ;) love Wilma
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Date: 6/27/2010 10:35:00 PM
I dont think this write is fair..but I did get a kick out of it..lol.. BG
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Date: 6/27/2010 7:40:00 PM
l.o.l....good one ,,and the best of luck,,Sidney LeeAnn
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