Larry Belt Poet Rhyme

Wisdom Teeth

I learned a lesson a long time ago
Back before I met my wife
I made a choice I can never take back
The worst decision of my life

Now don't get me wrong I love my wife
She's the apple of my eye
I just do whatever she says
And I've learned not to ask her why

Now you might say I'm henpecked
Well, my wife says that's not true
At least that's what she told me to say
Whenever I writing to you

Now it's not her fault that I'm not that wise
She says It happened before we met
Sometimes I just sit and stare at her
'Cause there's some things I just don't get

I used to be smart but not anymore
See my brain was stolen by a thief
My wife says it happened when I went to the dentist
And he pulled all my wisdom teeth

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Ralph Taylor August 18, 2011 at 10:22 PM Excellent laffer, Larry. Got a good chuckle. Great job. Ralph

Virginia Mitchell August 16, 2011 at 11:38 AM Ah-ha! Lol! Sounds like a wise man ta me, listening to your wife's instructions! ;) I love your poem.

Linda Etling August 16, 2011 at 9:49 AM Oh this was too funny!!!!!! I had to share this one with my husband......He does not have his Wisdom Teeth either...tee hee Great Poem.....Thank you I needed that chuckle this morning......