Winter Splinter

A contest of word lists - the subject of winter Make up a good poem - then send to the printer But nothing says nothing 'bout giving a twist By splitting and sageing - might get a slapped wrist Digging for riches but finding a fossil Verbosely scream curses and break the left tonsil Brand Google spelt badly - the word is googol Do wordsmith pedantics abuse alcohol Outdoor camp fires all start from a spark Lingering light ships on oceans of dark Political, cynical, critical flak Essentially yakity yak-yak yak-yak Key "here key" right here into Google translate Gives French "ici clé" phrase - without a mistake Out of date foodstuff upsets the midriff Tsunami of turd quakes - unwise to sniff sniff Bumblebees, hornets, the much hated wasp Adequate hostiles - so don't make them cross So maybe this verse neither winter nor cold The task has been questioned, the poetry's holed But maybe this contest's not held by hijackers Print out the rhyme pairs for jokes Christmas crackers Entry for "a winter poem" contest - uses words (sort of): silver, gold, sparkling, flakes, icicles, drifts, spades - 30th November 2016