Wilma Wind

“Yoo hoo,” says Wilma Wind, the gal always waving a friendly hand, though there is no saving you if you get on her bad side, ‘If mama ain’t happy, ain’t no one happy,’ she’s not a saint. She’ll play with your hair, tickle your neck, but can also lift you off the ground - what the heck! Her queen bees, thunder, lightning and hail, will completely destroy you - make you sail into next week. Her twin, Zephyr Zippity-doo-dah, offers a reprieve, gentle without any hoopla. Choose respectfully. Don’t oversmile at the sun. Fly a kite on her good days. She won’t be outdone.