Wild Thang Monkey

*Wild Thang Monkey
All the things' you wanted to
   Know about a monkey
 But, was afraid to ask.....



INSTRUCTIONS;

1. Never touch one in the wrong place......
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2. Never let a monkey see you naked!
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3. Never let the monkey know that
    you are about the same thang
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4. Never let him see you pet or
    disrespect astray monkey!
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5. Never let a monkey go first!
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6. Never ride a monkey out of anger!
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7. Never let a monkey know all
    of your business........
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8. Never monkey around with another monkey!
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9. Never let a monkey see you apologize.
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10. Alway's remember that monkeys' are
      naughturnal.  Never let them see you
      monkey around with another monkey....

                         GF

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 8/7/2011 11:30:00 PM
lol... G.F., this has me smiling... i once picked up a line that says... my summer will not be over till i give a monkey a bath... lol... I am silly when it comes to thinking. But, there is no way i will let my monkey see me with another monkey... i am chuckling at your poem,, and thanks for the comment... Linda
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Date: 8/4/2011 2:18:00 PM
I love monkeys.. they are the best, this was very creative and nicely penned. cory
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Date: 8/4/2011 11:22:00 AM
all terrific rules to remember Gary so wittingly penned luv.. so u hang out with monkeys a lot do ya? ha ha ..only kidding luv.. a fun read my friend in the pen...luv..
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