Caren Krutsinger Poet Limerick

Wild Mermaids

Wildish mermaids lure your kind to death,
I have warned you ‘til I’m out of breath.
They hide among rocks
And pull off your socks,
Clouding your male brains faster than meth.


Written July 31, 2018                  Entered:  Sea Tale Limericks Contest
Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire  in honor of the late Tim Ryerson

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Susan Gentry August 7, 2018 at 6:39 AM Lol. Congratulations on your win! :)

Dean Wood August 6, 2018 at 8:47 AM No wonder I always seem to missing a sock or two! Fun write Caren!

Kim Rodrigues August 5, 2018 at 6:41 AM Funny but I feel with serious undertones. Congrats, Caren! Nice one! Caren Krutsinger August 5, 2018 at 10:31 AM Thank you Kim.

Virginia Waters August 4, 2018 at 7:31 PM very funny - esp. the socks bit. well done - harder to think up than they seem. Caren Krutsinger August 5, 2018 at 10:31 AM Hahahah I truly like the socks part myself.

Jan Allison August 4, 2018 at 5:47 PM Dropping back with my congrats Caren:-) I may dip my toe in the contest pool again one day:-) hugs Jan xx Caren Krutsinger August 4, 2018 at 6:09 PM Jan, I think these contests are forcing me to better myself.

Andrea Dietrich August 4, 2018 at 5:30 PM very funny, CAren!! Congrats for your win. All these limericks are so fun to read. Caren Krutsinger August 4, 2018 at 6:09 PM Thank you Andrea. I am in great company here.

Carolyn Devonshire August 4, 2018 at 2:55 PM Congratulations on your win, Caren. Your witty poem gave me the impression that all men have their brains in their feet! Very witty. Hugs, Carolyn

Carolyn Devonshire August 1, 2018 at 10:49 AM Hi Caren, You have Soup mail.

Jan Allison August 1, 2018 at 5:01 AM made me giggle Caren, good luck with the contest:-) hugs Jan xx Caren Krutsinger August 1, 2018 at 8:29 AM Thanks Jan. I am so glad their are contests, as it makes me focus on something new. Where are YOUR contests, Jan? We need them.