Wife's Request

Ed’s suicide attempts have to harden.
So Ed said to his wife “beg your pardon,
can you give me a cup
to fill up with ‘roundup”.
“Just don’t have your last pee on my garden!”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 5/4/2021 9:09:00 AM
Haha... That's funny.. Great write Lindsey
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 5/6/2021 7:02:00 PM
Hello Paghunda ... I'm pleased you saw the funny side in this little limerick. It was a fitting request by the wife - Lindsay
Date: 4/5/2021 9:33:00 PM
Good one Lindsay and that last line is a hoot... Belle
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Date: 4/10/2021 9:43:00 PM
Hello Belle ... pleased you enjoyed this limerick - thank you Belle - Lindsay
Date: 4/2/2021 12:37:00 PM
Funny and enjoyable Lindsay a loving wife Ed had! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 4/10/2021 9:41:00 PM
Hello Jennifer ... I think the wife cared more about her garden, but if Ed is going to drink weedkiller, what could she do - thanks Jennifer - Lindsay
Date: 3/23/2021 1:26:00 PM
This one gave me a good chuckle. Sometimes my husband will look at whatever I have fixed for him after we have had an argument and ask, "What's in it?" Love this. God Bless, JB
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Date: 3/29/2021 10:56:00 PM
Hello Judy ... thank you for commenting Judy. Not sure if you know what 'roundup' is and if you don't, it's a weed killer - Lindsay
Date: 3/22/2021 2:36:00 PM
oh yes, that is a GOOD one.
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Date: 3/29/2021 10:52:00 PM
Hello Andrea ... thank you for commenting again Andrea and pleased you enjoyed this limerick - Lindsay
Date: 3/21/2021 10:23:00 AM
Nice witty one Lindsay have me chuckling at this one. A nice sunny day out but cold and may have more snow this week or so they are predicting. Thinking of buying my seeds today as last year they were bought out early. Have a great day. love phyl
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Date: 3/29/2021 10:50:00 PM
Hello Phyllis ... thanks again for commenting Phyllis. Weather has been beautiful here today and is expected to be over Easter. Very pleasant 25C - Lindsay
Date: 3/18/2021 1:23:00 PM
ha ha ha another class poem:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/29/2021 10:44:00 PM
Hello Jan ... thanks for commenting Jan. Pleased you enjoyed this one - Lindsay
Date: 3/18/2021 11:46:00 AM
I always wondered why cemetery plots were so barren! Mahalo! Rico
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Date: 3/29/2021 10:41:00 PM
Hello Rico ... now you know Rico. Thanks for commenting Rico - Lindsay
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