Why Part One
this got written x years ago
behoves this update version of a bozo
christened sans parents
playing eeny meeny miny moe,
yet upon tiring of game with a no
nonsense attitude
eventually decided on Not Nada Poe
Whit - Walt har vee gong to call So and So
Now, you probably wonder and ask
yarself y am.i. On a wishy washy
web site - far tis to bask
in offline and/or online friendship
as like quaffing from a flask
with no deliberate intent
to antagonize nor mask
n e hidden agenda -
quite a challenging task.
Thus, i turn the question back 2 u,
per what spurred posting/responding too
and might there be interest
with me - n average hue
man male - hoping
4 an acquaintance brand new
from - this barred bard -
scot tush matthew.
Dis horny older buck haint gonna take a byte
so...no need to take fright
i merrily scout cyber seas donning
me virtual webbed whirled wide wet suit to brook
a female friendship countless
adult oriented web site
such as ashleymadison, badoo, craigslist, elitemate,
plenty of fish tagged twoo,
or other venue left of the political right
and if absolutely positively unquestioningly
without subatomic particle of interest
than please just respond albeit and try to be polite...
good morning, noon, or night
quite
right
to be guarded when an acquaintanceship
begins out of sight
whereby data bit bump and grind
thru the information super
highway somewhat tight
and bring x rated epistles to life that i write.
Ma arch i bald dingbats of fingas clip by
at greased lightening speed
justa friendship this poor fella doth need
an accommodating gal to offer a lead
mien eyes did not purposely heed
Copyright © Matthew Harris | Year Posted 2018
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