Why Not Today

With clean underwear And a clean pair of shorts My friends are all wondering What's the big fuss I even took out a razor And let it have it's way I figured sooner or later So why not today As I went about the groom I put deodorant on By the name of Right Guard So I left the left arm alone You might be wondering Why I think this way Been doing it most of my life So why not today I even splashed on cologne So I'd have it going on Splashed it both sides As the name didn't denote This all gives me the feeling Of being Hollywood made Which has never happened before So why not today Being ready, I stepped out On the sunny side of the street I've always heard That's where the bright people meet As I gave it my best Hand shakes and waves Maybe start a new craze "Why not today"