Why Me?

I've often wondered, why me? You know, why am I so good looking? My wife just rolls her eyes and smiles I think that means she feels lucky to have me But anyway, I often wonder, why me? You know, why am I so darn smart? My wife just shakes her head and grins I think that means she admires my intellect But I tell her it's okay, we can't all be geniuses Oh well, I often wonder, why me? You know, why am I the king of my castle? My wife said, "Okay that's enough already" I think she means this poem is over