Why God Why

Why did you make mosquitos?
They bite my nose.
I hate them!

Why did you make the ocean salty?
Could you make it malty?
I could use a beer.

Why so many seasons?
I see no reason.
Couldn't you make up your mind?

Why do we age
and have PMS rage?
I wish I was a boy.

Why did you make men?
But then again.....
He ! He! He!

Why did you make me curious?
I know it makes you furious
when I ask you stupid questions.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Sirak Avatar
October 19, 2015 at 8:45 AM
This is great! I love it!
Marcum Wong Avatar
October 16, 2015 at 3:01 PM
This was fun to read Arlene and left me with a smile on my face. Thanks for that!
Smith Avatar
October 16, 2015 at 3:04 PM
Thanks, sweetness!!.. I love to give a smile!... :-)
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